ghostclvb:

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you

theaquaticlifewithstevezissou:

something that no one asked for but I still think is necessary: some of my favorite letterboxd lists

meatswitch:

tearyourcurtainsdown:

greyisbetterthangray:

jkateel:

I needed this today.

I tried to just scroll and move on … but I couldn’t. This is just too perfect.

[ID: Tweet by Michael Adler @madler9000: Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this.]

BIRD LAW

cynmotherfuckingcynical:

that-smol-tired-gay:

winjennster:

m-muscle-chan:

allthenamesilikearetaken:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

ladynorbert:

raisehelia:

nonespark:

strikercorbie:

g8dtier:

avodaco:

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.

and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

I’m just reblogging for the facts about lucky cats

I’m just reblogging because c a t s